It's been suggested for years that too many men make sports into a religion.
Well, now we have proof. Presenting the Little Brothers of the Dallas Cowboys:
Okay, so it's really just a snuggie with a team logo. But still in its way a symbol of sports as religion. I mean, it looks like anyone who wears this thing has answered the call to "sell what thou hast, buy a 52-inch flat screen, a premium sports cable package, and come, follow football." And then, since the guy can't afford to heat his house, he keeps warm in this habit.
Another explanation might be that some guys actually like this look.
Nah. Couldn't be.
Well, now we have proof. Presenting the Little Brothers of the Dallas Cowboys:
Okay, so it's really just a snuggie with a team logo. But still in its way a symbol of sports as religion. I mean, it looks like anyone who wears this thing has answered the call to "sell what thou hast, buy a 52-inch flat screen, a premium sports cable package, and come, follow football." And then, since the guy can't afford to heat his house, he keeps warm in this habit.
Another explanation might be that some guys actually like this look.
Nah. Couldn't be.
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